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All posts tagged
football
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August 12, 2024NFL Players Look Ahead to the Upcoming Fantasy Football Season
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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October 20, 2023A Modern-Day Fan’s Notes
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May 1, 2023Excerpts from My Wilderness Adventure Novel Where It’s a Crucial Plot Point That All the Characters Went to Notre Dame
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October 17, 2022Kafka’s Football Playbook
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October 6, 2022Reviews of New Food: Brach’s Tailgate Candy Corn Mix
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September 9, 2021In This House, We’re an All-American Football Family
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July 24, 2020A Leaked List of (Entirely Anagrammatic) Proposals for the Washington Football Team’s Name (with Notes from Upper Management)
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September 5, 2019Predictions for Every NFL Team
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March 19, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: NFL Key Ring Collection
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires