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All posts tagged
geography
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February 17, 2021I Am a Local. Where Are You From?
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January 27, 2020A Statement From Secretary Mike Pompeo Regarding the Amount of Blank World Maps In His House
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September 30, 2016An Impassioned Plea From a Gary Johnson Swing State Precinct Captain
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October 27, 2015I Am Going to Write a Poem Titled “The Mercy of Geography,” and It’s Going to Be About How Unmerciful Geography Is
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March 30, 2015This Product May Cause Cancer in California
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October 23, 2013Place in the UK or High-Minded British Insult?
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October 10, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: Veggie Burgers are Pointless. People Can’t Give Up Cow & Still Expect “Burgers” from Gardens
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March 2, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Pr, Wi, Mo, Iga, Suv, In, Mi
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February 2, 2010State Rules
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March 4, 2005Western States Maladies
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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