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All posts tagged
geography
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February 17, 2021I Am a Local. Where Are You From?
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January 27, 2020A Statement From Secretary Mike Pompeo Regarding the Amount of Blank World Maps In His House
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September 30, 2016An Impassioned Plea From a Gary Johnson Swing State Precinct Captain
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October 27, 2015I Am Going to Write a Poem Titled “The Mercy of Geography,” and It’s Going to Be About How Unmerciful Geography Is
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March 30, 2015This Product May Cause Cancer in California
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October 23, 2013Place in the UK or High-Minded British Insult?
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October 10, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: Veggie Burgers are Pointless. People Can’t Give Up Cow & Still Expect “Burgers” from Gardens
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March 2, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Pr, Wi, Mo, Iga, Suv, In, Mi
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February 2, 2010State Rules
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March 4, 2005Western States Maladies
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas