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April 21, 2021We Need to Prepare Our City in Case the Police Start Rioting
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April 1, 2021I Am the Court Stenographer at the Derek Chauvin Trial and I Am Coming Unhinged
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July 7, 2020This Has Been Happening Forever, But Never So Close to Me
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June 8, 2020We Can’t Arrest Police Who Break the Law or There Won’t Be Enough Jail Cells for People Who Don’t Want Police to Break the Law
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June 5, 2020Senator Susan Collins Responds to the Federal Government’s Deployment of People-Eating Machines to End Protests
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June 4, 2020Yes, the Empire Blew Up Another Planet, But Do You Really Need to Attack the Death Star?
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June 3, 2020If War Correspondents Reported On the American Protests In the Same Way They Reported On Protests In Other Countries
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June 1, 2020About the San Francisco Protests In Honor of George Floyd, and Remembering Mario Woods, Jessica Williams, and Decynthia Clements
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June 1, 2020I Am Your Progressive Mayor and I Think We Need to Cut Our Roving Death Squads a Bit of Slack
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June 1, 2020The City of Minneapolis Releases Statements of Probable Cause for Other Notable Violent Incidents
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples