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All posts tagged
graduate-school
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June 25, 2024ChatGPT Now Has PhD-Level Intelligence, and the Poor Personal Choices to Prove It
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February 16, 2024Going to Graduate School or Making a TikTok?
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May 19, 2023So You Need Grad Student Housing
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September 28, 2022Let Guided by Voices Title Your Masters Thesis
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August 19, 2022Even the Sophists Hate That One Guy in Your Graduate Seminar
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April 22, 2022Signs You Work in the “Cool” Lab
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December 3, 2021How to Write Like an Academic
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May 14, 2021I’m Not Emotionally Available Enough to Be in a Relationship Right Now Because I Have a Lot Going on with My Thesis and I Was Raised by Jaguars in the Peruvian Amazon
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March 2, 2021A Graduate School Rejection Letter As Written by My Anxiety Disorder at 3 AM
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February 23, 2021Will Hunting on Why He Shouldn’t Get an MFA
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally