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greeting-cards
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March 9, 2023Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors
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February 13, 2020I’m the Valentine’s Card Your Three-Year-Old Made
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December 17, 2019Sorry Our Christmas Card Photo Is So Perfect But Our Children Are Demigods
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November 20, 2018Holiday Cards for Your Racist Relatives
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October 1, 2018Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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December 7, 2017An Open Letter to My Husband Regarding Our Family Holiday Cards
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July 14, 2017Greeting Cards for Your Online Trolls
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December 17, 2016An Open Letter to Friends and Family Members About Their Holiday Cards
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December 13, 2016Greeting Cards for Multinational Corporations
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May 8, 2015Honest Mother’s Day Cards
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 15, 2025Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?