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All posts tagged
gun-control
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October 30, 2023The Problem Is the Human Finger
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May 8, 2023I Know the Motive Behind Every Mass Shooting
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April 20, 2023Finally, a Doorbell Camera That Shoots Bullets
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April 17, 2023Mom, Help, a Drag Queen Just Broke into Our School
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November 30, 2022As the Oldest Person in this American Eagle Store, What’s My Duty in the Event of an Active Shooter?
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July 11, 2022Regarding the Recently Passed “Arm the Teachers” Bill
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June 27, 2022We’re the Supreme Court and, Honestly, We Just Want You All to Die
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June 24, 2022We’ve Finally Maximized Both the Number of Guns and the Number of Babies Who Can Get Murdered by Guns
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June 23, 2022Machine Gun Headlight Sport Club v. Indiana, 2023
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June 10, 2022Stop Politicizing This Thing That Can Only Be Solved Through Politics
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally