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All posts tagged
guns
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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October 30, 2023The Problem Is the Human Finger
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May 8, 2023I Know the Motive Behind Every Mass Shooting
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April 20, 2023Finally, a Doorbell Camera That Shoots Bullets
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July 11, 2022Regarding the Recently Passed “Arm the Teachers” Bill
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June 24, 2022We’ve Finally Maximized Both the Number of Guns and the Number of Babies Who Can Get Murdered by Guns
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June 23, 2022Machine Gun Headlight Sport Club v. Indiana, 2023
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May 31, 2022Let’s Pretend This Isn’t Another School Shooting
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May 25, 2022How to Protect Kids According to Republicans: A Decision Tree
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May 25, 2022Places to Avoid While We Continue to Wait for Lawmakers to Enact Meaningful Gun Control Legislation
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires