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All posts tagged
haikus
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April 27, 2023Honest Office Haiku for the Impending Recession
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March 8, 2023Honest Haikus for Women
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December 16, 2022Holiday Air Travel Haiku
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April 29, 2022Honest Office Haiku
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January 27, 2021Haikus Written by Your Local Barista
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May 29, 2020Haikus About Working with Positive Patients Under Public Health Guidelines that Change on a Daily Basis
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September 10, 2018Haiku Interrupted By Drones
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June 19, 2017Nihilist Start-Up Haikus
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June 26, 2015The SCOTUS Marriage Decision, in Haiku
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June 24, 2014Australian Subdistrict Rugby Haikus
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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