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All posts tagged
haikus
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April 27, 2023Honest Office Haiku for the Impending Recession
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March 8, 2023Honest Haikus for Women
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December 16, 2022Holiday Air Travel Haiku
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April 29, 2022Honest Office Haiku
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January 27, 2021Haikus Written by Your Local Barista
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May 29, 2020Haikus About Working with Positive Patients Under Public Health Guidelines that Change on a Daily Basis
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September 10, 2018Haiku Interrupted By Drones
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June 19, 2017Nihilist Start-Up Haikus
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June 26, 2015The SCOTUS Marriage Decision, in Haiku
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June 24, 2014Australian Subdistrict Rugby Haikus
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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