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haircuts

December 11, 2023

Everything a Barber Could Do During a Haircut Before I Speak Up

by Patrick Coyne, Tom Ellison, and Jason Garramone
July 11, 2023

The U.N. Trial of That One Barber Who Always Screws Up

by Evan Waite
September 25, 2018

A Day In the Life of a Social Media Influencer

by River Clegg
January 10, 2012

Mitt Romney’s Haircut Will Not Be Denied

by Jesse Adelman
March 10, 2011

Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 9: Hair

by Casey Plett

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November 8, 2024

Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe

by Amanda Lehr
November 6, 2024

Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad

by Carlos Greaves
November 6, 2024

I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate

by Devorah Blachor
November 8, 2024

Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires

by Eli Grober

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November 20, 2024

The Sirens Are Unionizing

by Andrew Patrick Clark
November 20, 2024

Is It a Red Flag?: Romeo and Juliet Edition

by Amy Greenlee
November 19, 2024

The Story of the First No-Nut November

by Pat Cassels
November 19, 2024

Help, I’m a Thriller Writer Trapped in a Thriller Series, and I’m Not Getting Any Writing Done

by Marco Kaye