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haircuts
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December 11, 2023Everything a Barber Could Do During a Haircut Before I Speak Up
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July 11, 2023The U.N. Trial of That One Barber Who Always Screws Up
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September 25, 2018A Day In the Life of a Social Media Influencer
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January 10, 2012Mitt Romney’s Haircut Will Not Be Denied
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March 10, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 9: Hair
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday