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All posts tagged

halftime

January 23, 2007

A Football Halftime Pep Talk Given By Someone Who Knows Nothing About Football—Namely, Me

by Wendy Molyneux

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April 1, 2025

I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
March 31, 2025

I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas

by Nancy Matson
March 26, 2025

Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel

by Sara K. Runnels
March 24, 2025

Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

by Emily Greenberg and Cliff Mayotte

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by Carlos Greaves
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by Jack Loftus
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Hi, It’s Your Bank. There’s a Problem with Your Money

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Poetry Revised for 2025

by John Ortved