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December 13, 2024Quaint Hometown Christmas Festivals Are Costing Me All My Best Employees
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December 7, 2023Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew
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April 4, 2023Hallmark Presents: Eight Days of Passover Movies
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December 21, 2022The Hallmark Channel and Journey Present, Don’t Stop Believin’
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December 12, 2022Small-Town Mayor Is Done with Visitors Looking for Love at Christmas Time
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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December 22, 2021The Villain Who Plans to Demolish the Toy Shop in a Hallmark Christmas Movie Sets the Record Straight
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April 8, 2021The Hallmark Channel Presents: Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery”
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December 17, 2020A Warning from the CDC for All Hallmark Movie Protagonists Returning to Their Hometowns This Christmas
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October 19, 2020The Hallmark Channel’s Countdown to the Election
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally