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haunted-houses
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October 29, 2024Politely Asking the Spirit Haunting My House to Wait Until After the Election to Terrorize Me
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October 22, 2024Haunting Strategies When Your Dilapidated Mansion Gets Converted into an Airbnb
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October 28, 2022A Millennial Woman’s House of Horrors
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October 24, 2022Truly Terrifying Things to See in a Haunted House
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August 12, 2022Thank You for Taking Care of Our Haunted and Enchanted Castle
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October 29, 2021This Haunted New England Fishing Village Used to Be a Lot Cooler 175 Years Ago
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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October 24, 2019Emotionally Haunted House
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August 7, 2019The Haunting of Over the Hill House
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October 28, 2016The Adult Haunted House of Horrors
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner