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health
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September 18, 2024FAQ’s About Our New Patient Portal, HellthChase
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August 20, 2024Honest Answers to My Presurgical Intake Form for a Preventative Mastectomy
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July 18, 2024Your Body’s Updated Terms of Service
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July 16, 2024Live Like Prehistoric Man by Purchasing My Elaborate Supplement Routine
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July 3, 2024Family Tours in the Kingdom of the Sick: Write This on the Tablet of Your Heart
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May 30, 2024Family Tours in the Kingdom of the Sick: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Patient Portal
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March 18, 2024Family Tours in the Kingdom of the Sick: Into the Tunnel of Uncertainty
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November 7, 2023Questions for Your PCP About Having COVID in 2023
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June 26, 2023My Plan to Destigmatize Mental Illness Is to Blame Every Societal Problem on People with Mental Illnesses
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May 30, 2023Reasons Your Dog Is a Better Health Care Provider Than Your Doctor
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday