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All posts tagged
hell
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May 13, 2024The United States Forest Service Answers Questions About Its New Policy to “Kill All Ticks and Consign Them to an Eternity in the Flaming Valleys of Hell”
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May 8, 2024Your Child Will Be Disenrolled from Camp Unless You Upload a Form That You’ve Never Heard of and We Will Not Explain
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July 28, 2023Take a Break from Earth’s Heat and Come Cool Off in Hell
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February 27, 2023I Need My Prestige TV Shows to Make Me Feel So Bad That I See Hell
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August 15, 2022You Have Been Damned to Attend Cindy’s Virtual Nail Polish Party for All of Eternity
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August 3, 2022Hell’s Department of Suffering and Horror Is Now Accepting Applications for the Next National Nightmare
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September 24, 2021Guide to Making Friends as an Adult, According to Hades, Greek God of the Underworld
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September 14, 2021The Sixth Circle of Hell Will Be Closed Tuesdays Due to a Shortage of Workers
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August 6, 2021Actually, Compared with Earth, Hell’s Climate Policies Are Super Progressive
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April 30, 2021Great News from the Nine Circles of Hell: We’re Reopening
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August 15, 2024If Tim Walz Is America’s Dad, These Are America’s Other Family Members
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August 23, 2024We Have Updated Our Children’s Menu Options to Better Reflect What We See Your Children Doing in Our Restaurant
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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September 6, 2024As a Feminist, I Believe a Woman Can Be Miserable Whether She Is Childless or Not
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September 6, 2024Which Emojis Are Best for a Layoff Email?
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September 5, 2024This is NOT a Tradwife’s Confession About the Joys of Back-to-School
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September 5, 2024Short Conversations with Poets: Zoë Hitzig