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August 1, 2024I’d Be Lead Harpooner on the Pequod If It Wasn’t For These DEI Hires
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August 1, 2023Captain Ahab’s Third Hour Playing the Claw Machine at Dave & Buster’s
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August 1, 2022If Starbucks Had Been Named After Other Characters from Moby-Dick
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March 8, 2022Captain Ahab, Woman
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November 17, 2021I’m Captain Ahab and I Say We Must Never Transition Away from a Whale-Based Energy Industry
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August 25, 2021Details Regarding Timothy’s Moby-Dick-Themed Bar Mitzvah
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August 3, 2020Bartleby, the School Superintendent: A Story of Reopening
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July 31, 2020GlenMoby Glen Dick
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August 1, 2018Herman Melville Answers Questions About Racism With Lines from Moby Dick
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June 13, 2018Your Conception, as Described By Famous White Male Writers
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday