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August 1, 2024I’d Be Lead Harpooner on the Pequod If It Wasn’t for These DEI Hires
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August 1, 2023Captain Ahab’s Third Hour Playing the Claw Machine at Dave & Buster’s
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August 1, 2022If Starbucks Had Been Named After Other Characters from Moby-Dick
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March 8, 2022Captain Ahab, Woman
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November 17, 2021I’m Captain Ahab and I Say We Must Never Transition Away from a Whale-Based Energy Industry
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August 25, 2021Details Regarding Timothy’s Moby-Dick-Themed Bar Mitzvah
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August 3, 2020Bartleby, the School Superintendent: A Story of Reopening
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July 31, 2020GlenMoby Glen Dick
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August 1, 2018Herman Melville Answers Questions About Racism With Lines from Moby Dick
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June 13, 2018Your Conception, as Described By Famous White Male Writers
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas