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high-school
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March 21, 2025’Twas Another Damn Lockdown
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April 9, 2024You Can Try Sample Questions from the New SATs or You Can Hit Yourself Over the Head Repeatedly with This Plumber’s Wrench
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January 22, 2024How to Nail Your High School Graduation Speech Even If You’re Not That Popular
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January 4, 2024What Your Senior Year High School Musical Says About You
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November 1, 2023What to Do When You Encounter Your Time-Traveling Future Self
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September 8, 2023Universally Acknowledged Truths for High School Teachers
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January 23, 2023What Colleges’ Emails Read Like to High School Seniors
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October 20, 2022Open Letter to the Friend I Was Probably in Love with in High School Before I Realized I Was Gay
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September 14, 2022We’re Your Favorite Band from High School and This Is Our Final Goodbye Tour—for Real This Time
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August 25, 2022What Your Drama Club Musical Says About Your Director
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner