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hillary-clinton
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October 27, 2020President Hillary Clinton’s Latest Coronavirus Task Force Briefing
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 2, 2018“Imagine Hillarys” With Increasingly Fanciful Endings
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October 30, 2017Maybe This Random Story About Hillary Clinton Releasing Thousands of Pythons in Florida During the 2016 Election Will Distract You from the Russia Investigation
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October 6, 2017Dispatches from the Resistance: Survivors of the Great War of 2016
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August 9, 2017The Yellow [Oval Office] Wallpaper
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August 4, 2017Let’s Dismantle the Utopian Community We Founded Immediately After the Election
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May 16, 2017Alternate-Universe Washington Reacts to Reports that President Hillary Clinton Leaked Highly Classified Intelligence to Russian Officials
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May 12, 2017Commencement Speech Index
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March 6, 2017Namaste! I’m Jill Stein, and Now I’m Raising Money to Rephrase Three Statements That Helped Cost Hillary the Election
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner