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All posts tagged
hillary-clinton
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October 27, 2020President Hillary Clinton’s Latest Coronavirus Task Force Briefing
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 2, 2018“Imagine Hillarys” With Increasingly Fanciful Endings
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October 30, 2017Maybe This Random Story About Hillary Clinton Releasing Thousands of Pythons in Florida During the 2016 Election Will Distract You from the Russia Investigation
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October 6, 2017Dispatches from the Resistance: Survivors of the Great War of 2016
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August 9, 2017The Yellow [Oval Office] Wallpaper
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August 4, 2017Let’s Dismantle the Utopian Community We Founded Immediately After the Election
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May 16, 2017Alternate-Universe Washington Reacts to Reports that President Hillary Clinton Leaked Highly Classified Intelligence to Russian Officials
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May 12, 2017Commencement Speech Index
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March 6, 2017Namaste! I’m Jill Stein, and Now I’m Raising Money to Rephrase Three Statements That Helped Cost Hillary the Election
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires