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hogwarts

August 11, 2021

I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My Second Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m on a Train Going to Hogwarts

by Keith James
March 15, 2020

An Update Regarding the Opening of the Chamber of Secrets

by Casey Thayer
October 29, 2019

Booing Voldemort at the Triwizard Tournament Demonstrates Hogwarts’ Lack of Civil Discourse

by Steve Mullaney
October 1, 2019

Professor Minerva McGonagall’s Letter to the Tenure Committee

by Alyse Knorr

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Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 19, 2024

A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker

by Jeff Bender
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I Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled

by Melinda Taub
December 10, 2024

A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York

by Jus Kaplan, Jonah Nink, and Jack Stebbins

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by Stephen Ruddy
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by Louie Aronowitz
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by Amanda Lehr