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All posts tagged
horse-racing
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May 1, 2015A Day at the Nice Guy Races
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October 26, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “President Crawford, Dean Gregory, dignified guests, bloggers and journalists, hecklers, fraternity brothers, campus safety officers, students, and janitorial staff… hello, konnichiwa, salud.” (laughter)
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October 12, 2011Fading the Vig: A Gambler’s Guide to Life: $100 to Win on Miami Ghost in the 2nd at Saratoga
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June 4, 2008Reasons Why Your Retired Derby-Winning Stallion Isn’t Siring
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April 14, 2004Kentucky Derby Winner or Kentucky Headhunters Song Title?
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires