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All posts tagged

horse-racing

May 1, 2015

A Day at the Nice Guy Races

by Trevor Shikaze
October 26, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “President Crawford, Dean Gregory, dignified guests, bloggers and journalists, hecklers, fraternity brothers, campus safety officers, students, and janitorial staff… hello, konnichiwa, salud.” (laughter)

by Kent Woodyard
October 12, 2011

Fading the Vig: A Gambler’s Guide to Life: $100 to Win on Miami Ghost in the 2nd at Saratoga

by David Hill
June 4, 2008

Reasons Why Your Retired Derby-Winning Stallion Isn’t Siring

by Marco Kaye
April 14, 2004

Kentucky Derby Winner or Kentucky Headhunters Song Title?

by Eric Hamiter

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December 4, 2024

Your 2024 Therapy Wrapped

by Sasha Lubomirsky, Topher Lin, and Chan Lin
December 3, 2024

A Faculty Member’s Self-Evaluation at the End of the Semester

by B. McNulty
December 6, 2024

We Need to Save the Men

by Ginny Hogan
December 10, 2024

A Typical First Date with a Guy in Boston, Chicago, or New York

by Jus Kaplan, Jonah Nink, and Jack Stebbins

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