Kentucky Derby Winner or Kentucky Headhunters Song Title?

Understanding the Official Soundtrack of the Republican National Convention

Supplementary Program Notes for Husbands Forced to Attend This Evening’s Performance of Haydn’s Missa Cellensis

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “President Crawford, Dean Gregory, dignified guests, bloggers and journalists, hecklers, fraternity brothers, campus safety officers, students, and janitorial staff… hello, konnichiwa, salud.” (laughter)

As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool

The Twelve Labors of Hercules, First-Time Homebuyer

Excerpts from The Believer: Ask Carrie

An Oral History of the Kidz Bop Cover of John Cage’s 4’33”

Forgotten Literary Moments in Which a Cat Throws up and No One Wants to Deal With It