Kentucky Derby Winner or Kentucky Headhunters Song Title?

Understanding the Official Soundtrack of the Republican National Convention

Supplementary Program Notes for Husbands Forced to Attend This Evening’s Performance of Haydn’s Missa Cellensis

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “President Crawford, Dean Gregory, dignified guests, bloggers and journalists, hecklers, fraternity brothers, campus safety officers, students, and janitorial staff… hello, konnichiwa, salud.” (laughter)

As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool

The Twelve Days of Christmas

The Three Kings Arrive, but One of Them Brings a Shaq-a-Roni Pizza Instead of Myrrh

Holidays Songs for Life Under the US Health Care System

Job Posting: Team Leader for the Maccabees