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All posts tagged
hospitals
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October 7, 2024We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween
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September 18, 2024FAQ’s About Our New Patient Portal, HellthChase
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May 30, 2024Family Tours in the Kingdom of the Sick: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Patient Portal
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April 3, 2024Family Tours in the Kingdom of the Sick: Love Means Saying, “I Told You So.”
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February 12, 2024Family Tours in the Kingdom of the Sick: Extending Our Stay, or the Long QT
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January 6, 2023Here Are a Few Things I’d Rather You Didn’t Say During My C-Section
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November 21, 2022An Open Letter to the Nurses Who Will Spend Thanksgiving in the Hospital with My Family and Me
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May 28, 2021Walt Whitman’s Doctor Annotates His Patient Intake Form
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August 7, 2020As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word
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March 12, 2020I’m Sorry, But We Are Only Testing People for Anaphylactic Shock If They Have Recently Run Naked Into a Beehive
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead