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July 5, 2024How to Ensure Your Annual Beach Vacation Destroys Your Relationship with Your Extended Family
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June 17, 2024How to Respectfully Decline an Invitation to a Social Obligation You Simply Do Not Feel Like Attending
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May 1, 2024How to Do Really Really Well at Show-and-Tell
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April 16, 2024How to Roast Your Friend Just Enough That They’ll Want to Remain Your Friend
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April 2, 2024How to Prepare for Feet Season
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March 29, 2024How to Concede an Election While Making It Clear That Your Ideas Are Objectively Better
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March 8, 2024How to Accept an Award Without Making Your Voters Regret It
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February 26, 2024How to Give a Wedding Toast Without Annoying Hundreds of Hungry Guests
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August 22, 2023How to Defuse a Bomb, According to My Mother
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March 13, 2023How to Fix a Stalled Career Sidetracked by a Troubling Fungi Obsession
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