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injuries
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March 19, 202124 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 50
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September 8, 201916 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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October 16, 2018Humblebrag Injuries
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May 8, 2018Top Millennial Injuries Reported at Urgent Care Facilities
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May 7, 2012A Failed Chef Has an Epiphany
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January 3, 2011Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Resilience
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September 16, 2009Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 1: The Rules
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February 22, 2004Reasons You Should Not Place Your Foot Onto the Street When a Car is Coming, Even If You Are Curious About How It Would Feel If a Car Ran Over Your Foot
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April 8, 2003Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 3: Bonus Gymnastics Edition!
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October 21, 2002Major League Baseball Players and Their Injuries
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday