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All posts tagged
inspirational-messages
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April 8, 2024Words of Wisdom Written on Tea Bags by a People Pleaser (Totally Okay If You Don’t Read Them)
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September 18, 2019Successories for Her
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May 14, 2018Notes White House Aides Have Placed in Trump’s Briefing Books, or Inspirational Quotes from Dove Promises Chocolate Wrappers?
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October 18, 2016Famous Inspirational Quotes Rewritten for Real Life
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June 10, 2016Fitspiration or Charles Manson Quote?
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August 19, 2014Famous Inspirational Quotes Take Naps
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March 26, 2008Coach Barry Murphy’s Inspirational Quotes (Lifetime Record: 14-91-1)
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November 7, 2001The Pep Talk.
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April 12, 2001Inspirational Messages Found in Southern California Public High Schools, As Observed by a Substitute Teacher
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 13, 2025Don’t Let the Fact That I Only Criticize Democrats and Always Defend Trump Confuse You—I’m an Independent Centrist