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All posts tagged
inspirational-messages
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April 8, 2024Words of Wisdom Written on Tea Bags by a People Pleaser (Totally Okay If You Don’t Read Them)
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September 18, 2019Successories for Her
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May 14, 2018Notes White House Aides Have Placed in Trump’s Briefing Books, or Inspirational Quotes from Dove Promises Chocolate Wrappers?
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October 18, 2016Famous Inspirational Quotes Rewritten for Real Life
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June 10, 2016Fitspiration or Charles Manson Quote?
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August 19, 2014Famous Inspirational Quotes Take Naps
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March 26, 2008Coach Barry Murphy’s Inspirational Quotes (Lifetime Record: 14-91-1)
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November 7, 2001The Pep Talk.
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April 12, 2001Inspirational Messages Found in Southern California Public High Schools, As Observed by a Substitute Teacher
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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February 11, 2025I Vow to Fight Autocracy with Unprecedented Levels of Finger Wagging
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February 11, 2025I’m Trying a Wild Experimental Diet Where I Restrict My Working Hours to Certain Times of the Day
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February 11, 2025As an Elected Republican Who Believes in the Rapture, This Is My Chance to Shine
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February 10, 2025Normalizing Indian Hate Makes Me a Good Father and Husband