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October 11, 2024Brutally Honest Instructions for Visiting a Pumpkin Patch
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January 23, 2023Instructions for Patients: Vasectomy v. Giving Birth
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June 1, 2022Honest Instructions for Your At-Home Bikini Wax
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September 8, 20202020 Election Voting Booth Assembly Instructions
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September 19, 2019Revised Political Usage and Application Directions For Kiwi Brand Shoe Polish
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September 19, 2019Instructions For Building My Rube Goldberg Machine
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March 15, 2019How to Create Your Very Own Crossword Puzzle
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January 31, 2017The Rules of This Board Game Are Long, But Also Complicated
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January 14, 2015Audience Instructions for Our Immersive/Experimental Theatre Production in an Abandoned Middle School in Bushwick
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December 5, 2014Generic Choreography Instructions for Your Poetry Slam Performance
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead