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July 12, 2022And on the Twelfth Day of the Seventh Month, Thou Shalt Observe an Amazon Prime Day
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August 18, 2021Big Space Company Welcomes You Aboard Your First Commercial Space Flight
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July 12, 2021I Am an Alien Ambassador and I Only Wish to Speak to Your Richest Human
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March 16, 2021An Amazon.com Warehouse Worker’s Book Recommendations
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September 3, 2019I Am Amazon Cog #257 and I Love My Job Here at Amazon.com
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February 27, 2019Of LIC and Men
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February 8, 2019I Am Jeff Bezos: Man of Principle, Champion of the Exploited
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April 9, 2018Michael Cohen Writes a Threatening Letter to Jeff Bezos On Behalf of An Individual Who Doesn’t Know Anything About the Fact That Mr. Cohen is Writing the Letter
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September 14, 2017Satan Makes His Pitch to Amazon.com
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August 29, 2017FTC Approves Amazon’s Acquisition of Your Brother, Daniel
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally