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July 12, 2022And on the Twelfth Day of the Seventh Month, Thou Shalt Observe an Amazon Prime Day
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August 18, 2021Big Space Company Welcomes You Aboard Your First Commercial Space Flight
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July 12, 2021I Am an Alien Ambassador and I Only Wish to Speak to Your Richest Human
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March 16, 2021An Amazon.com Warehouse Worker’s Book Recommendations
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September 3, 2019I Am Amazon Cog #257 and I Love My Job Here at Amazon.com
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February 27, 2019Of LIC and Men
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February 8, 2019I Am Jeff Bezos: Man of Principle, Champion of the Exploited
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April 9, 2018Michael Cohen Writes a Threatening Letter to Jeff Bezos On Behalf of An Individual Who Doesn’t Know Anything About the Fact That Mr. Cohen is Writing the Letter
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September 14, 2017Satan Makes His Pitch to Amazon.com
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August 29, 2017FTC Approves Amazon’s Acquisition of Your Brother, Daniel
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday