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July 12, 2022And on the Twelfth Day of the Seventh Month, Thou Shalt Observe an Amazon Prime Day
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August 18, 2021Big Space Company Welcomes You Aboard Your First Commercial Space Flight
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July 12, 2021I Am an Alien Ambassador and I Only Wish to Speak to Your Richest Human
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March 16, 2021An Amazon.com Warehouse Worker’s Book Recommendations
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September 3, 2019I Am Amazon Cog #257 and I Love My Job Here at Amazon.com
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February 27, 2019Of LIC and Men
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February 8, 2019I Am Jeff Bezos: Man of Principle, Champion of the Exploited
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April 9, 2018Michael Cohen Writes a Threatening Letter to Jeff Bezos On Behalf of An Individual Who Doesn’t Know Anything About the Fact That Mr. Cohen is Writing the Letter
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September 14, 2017Satan Makes His Pitch to Amazon.com
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August 29, 2017FTC Approves Amazon’s Acquisition of Your Brother, Daniel
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires