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jewelry
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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October 3, 2023I Am a Dainty Little Rings Person Now
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October 27, 2021An Open Letter to Tiffany & Co. About Their Advertising Campaign for the Ring That Helps Women Remember They Survived Cancer
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April 12, 2016Please Come to My Shitty Jewelry/ISIS Recruitment Party!
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July 1, 2013I Earn Up to $300 a Day Making My Own Jewelry and Being a Prostitute!
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March 23, 2011Recently I Passed a Kidney Stone That Looked Like a Shark’s Tooth
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday