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jewelry
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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October 3, 2023I Am a Dainty Little Rings Person Now
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October 27, 2021An Open Letter to Tiffany & Co. About Their Advertising Campaign for the Ring That Helps Women Remember They Survived Cancer
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April 12, 2016Please Come to My Shitty Jewelry/ISIS Recruitment Party!
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July 1, 2013I Earn Up to $300 a Day Making My Own Jewelry and Being a Prostitute!
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March 23, 2011Recently I Passed a Kidney Stone That Looked Like a Shark’s Tooth
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu