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jewish
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December 1, 2022How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew
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March 20, 2019This Year’s Purim Sermon Sucks
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March 13, 2019A List of Things Muslims and Jews Have in Common, Written by a Muslim and a Jew
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September 10, 2018Sorry, But Once Again We’ve Scheduled a Meeting on Your Jewish Holiday
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September 20, 2017Opening Remarks from This Year’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave Hosted by the Global Zionist Cabal
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October 3, 2016Jewish Holidays That Sarah Siblowski and I Fabricated to Get Out of School While Coming of Age in Utah in the 1980s
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August 4, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Bar Mitzvah Entertainer
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April 22, 2016The ABCs of Passover
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December 11, 2015Happy Chanukah! I’m Leaving You
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December 7, 2015Ultimate Dreidel Fighting Rules
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally