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jewish
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December 1, 2022How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew
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March 20, 2019This Year’s Purim Sermon Sucks
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March 13, 2019A List of Things Muslims and Jews Have in Common, Written by a Muslim and a Jew
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September 10, 2018Sorry, But Once Again We’ve Scheduled a Meeting on Your Jewish Holiday
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September 20, 2017Opening Remarks from This Year’s Annual Rosh Hashanah Satanic Conclave Hosted by the Global Zionist Cabal
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October 3, 2016Jewish Holidays That Sarah Siblowski and I Fabricated to Get Out of School While Coming of Age in Utah in the 1980s
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August 4, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Bar Mitzvah Entertainer
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April 22, 2016The ABCs of Passover
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December 11, 2015Happy Chanukah! I’m Leaving You
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December 7, 2015Ultimate Dreidel Fighting Rules
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner