1. Beards
2. Funny hats
3. Funny wedding dances
4. Judgy moms
5. Hummus
6. Blessing meat before eating it
7. Bacon-envy
8. Jerusalem
9. The Old Testament
10. Excess unwanted body hair
11. Obsession with guys named “Mo” (“…hammed” and “…ses”)
12. Holidays with fasting*
*- See #7, “Bacon-envy”
13. Fear of the male foreskin
14. Arranged marriages
15. The media (being misrepresented by it/being accused of “running it”)
16. Awful dating apps*
*- #14 is actually not looking so bad anymore