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job-applications

December 16, 2021

Jesus Christ Applies for VP of Student Success

by Ryan C. Martin and Jennie Young
April 9, 2020

My Updated COVID-19 Professional Résumé

by Matthew S. Starr
January 28, 2020

Why Cover Letters Are Such an Important Part of Building a Miniature Town Made of Paper

by Andrew Cushing
October 21, 2019

I’m the Two to Three Years’ Experience You Need For This Entry-Level Job

by Emily Delaney
July 24, 2019

Please Consider My Application to Give You Labor So I Can Stay Alive

by Chandler Dean
March 21, 2019

Job Hunt: The Board Game

by Johnathan Appel and Ysabel Yates
June 7, 2018

Welcome to The Void, Where 99% of All Job Applications End Up

by Natalie Kopp
September 8, 2017

I’ve Fit So Many Keywords From This Job Posting Into My Cover Letter, There’s No Way HR Can Pass Me Up This Time

by Simone Taylor
August 17, 2017

Are You Trapped in a Bottomless Vortex of Chaos or Just a Recent College Grad Applying for Jobs?

by Paul Faure
March 30, 2017

Further Details Regarding My Indication of an Arrest Record on Your Job Application

by Kate Wildman

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