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All posts tagged
kids
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August 2, 2024The Items You Find in Your Kid’s Camp Backpack at the End of the Week Are Your Path to Inner Peace
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February 23, 2024A Timeline of My Attempt to Drink a Beer on a Friday Night Before My Toddler Goes to Bed
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November 16, 2023Reviews of New Food: Walmart’s Great Value Original Fruit Smiles
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover
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August 31, 2023Reviews of New Food: Trader Joe’s Tiny Fruity Cuties
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July 24, 2023Based on Quotes from Last Night’s Dinner, Do My Parents Want Me to Give Them a Grandkid or Join a Multilevel Marketing Scheme?
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July 19, 2023An Actual Boy Genius Finds Out About the Band boygenius
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April 28, 2022Fisher-Price Recalls the Deluxe Kick ’n Play Piano Gym for Having Too Many Bops
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November 2, 2021I’m Your Pediatrician and I’m Worried You’re Not Growing Up to Be a Hardbody
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday