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April 17, 2024

What I Thought My Life Would Be Like After Decanting All My Spices into Mason Jars

by Joe Viner
June 3, 2019

Congratulations! Your Vision Board From 10 Years Ago Is About to Manifest!

by Amamah Sardar
November 18, 2014

Persons Who Reached the Limits of Their Human Potential Five Minutes Ago

by Kevin Lee
June 14, 2013

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Aiming

by Teddy Wayne
May 12, 1999

Top Ten Most Censored Press Release of 1998. No. 4

by McSweeney’s Editors

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
October 28, 2024

The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets

by Katryn Bury
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton

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November 4, 2024

Don’t Worry—This Is Exactly How the Founding Fathers Intended You to Feel on Election Day

by Amanda Lehr
November 4, 2024

270 Reasons: Because There Are No Rights, No Freedoms That Some Extremists Won’t Try to Take From Us

by Christian F. Nunes
November 4, 2024

Eeyore’s Tips for Election Day Self-Care

by Jennie Egerdie
November 3, 2024

Based on Our Election Forecast, We Are 100 Percent Sure Anything Could Fucking Happen

by Tom Ellison