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lions
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May 30, 2017I, the MGM Lion, Need Better Acting Direction If We’re Gonna Get This Fucking Shot
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January 30, 2015Take The Challenge
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June 18, 2012An Antelope from The Lion King Wonders Why He Was Invited to the Celebration of Simba’s Birth
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April 2, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Remember Bernie Mac? That guy made people laugh by combining standoffishness and slapstick—nuanced performances rarely repeated since.”
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July 3, 2008Summer Safety Tips: How to Avoid a Lion Attack
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October 26, 2007I Am Tired Of Being Mistaken For A Golden Rumped Lion Tamarin
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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