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July 27, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can the President Take the Week Off?
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April 12, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Why Won’t the President Throw Strikes?
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March 23, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can I Be President?
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January 25, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Who Would Win in a Fight?
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November 18, 200456 Uncommon Baby Names for Boys, Culled From the Index of Volume 3 of Master of the Senate, Robert Caro’s Biography of Lyndon Johnson
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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