1. Alben
2. Strom
3. Estes
4. Adlai
5. Leland
6. Chan
7. Kerr
8. Styles
9. Leverett
10. Lister
11. Olin
12. Hubert
13. Orville
14. Elihu
15. Thaddeus
16. Glynn
17. Posh
18. Spessard
19. Alva
20. Meade
21. Birge
22. Olaf
23. Oreole
24. Merton
25. Ezra
26. Hugo
27. Vannevar
28. Prescott
29. Horace
30. Tris
31. Elmer
32. Mahlon
33. Linwood
34. Dudley
35. Cecil
36. Orval
37. Elbridge
38. Welly
39. Solis
40. Lester
41. Hiram
42. Magnus
43. Mylton
44. Gould
45. Marvel
46. Wingate
47. Dumas
48. Archibald
49. Thurgood
50. Gunnar
51. Bayard
52. Hatton
53. Bascom
54. Lyman
55. Wilton
56. Zephyr
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