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lyrics

February 13, 2024

The 25th Annual Conference of Women Mentioned in Rock Lyrics

by Lisa Borders
December 4, 2023

The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?

by Nick Guadagnino
August 12, 2022

Bruce Springsteen Lyrics That Hit Differently as I Age

by Jeff Bender and Talia Argondezzi
May 5, 2022

Talking Heads Lyrics, or Words My Kid Strings Together at Bedtime Instead of Falling Asleep at a Reasonable Hour?

by Audrey Burges
February 10, 2021

Beatles Lyrics We Totally Forgot About

by Austin Adams
October 20, 2020

The Woman from Tom Petty’s “Free Fallin’” Would Like to Clear a Few Things Up

by Emily Menez
March 24, 2020

“I Will Survive (Being Locked Down With My Freshman Son Who Was Sent Home from College)”

by Jen Karetnick
January 6, 2020

Bernie Taupin’s Rejected Reasons Why “Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids.”

by Darrin Walters
May 22, 2019

“Old Town The Road” By Lil Nas X, Featuring Cormac McCarthy

by Ada Wofford
May 1, 2019

Ten Classic Songs Rewritten For When You Want to Sing About Pugs

by Laura Zera

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October 15, 2024

I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About

by Sam Woods
September 20, 2024

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
August 19, 2024

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
October 28, 2024

The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets

by Katryn Bury

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November 1, 2024

I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6

by Lauren Thoman
November 1, 2024

270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq

by Aquilino Gonell
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Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches

by Devorah Blachor
October 31, 2024

This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner

by Matthew Brian Cohen