McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get access to author interviews, content calls, discounts at our store, and more. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
magicians
-
August 23, 2024A Magician’s Venmo Transaction History
-
August 23, 2022The Montessori Magician
-
October 8, 2013Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Harry Houdini
-
February 7, 2013The Half-Priced Hypnotist
-
September 14, 2010I am a Birthday-Party Magician in a Midwestern Town
-
December 9, 2008Nineteenth-Century Magic Secrets Revealed
-
March 19, 2008Unremarkable Things Bent by Uri Geller
-
January 30, 2007The International Society Of Magicians Responds To An Applicant
-
April 14, 2006Public Service Announcement Paid For By The People For Electing Criss Angel, Mindfreak, In 2008’s Presidential Election
-
January 4, 2004Montecore and Roy
Trending 🔥
-
March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
-
March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
-
March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
-
March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
Recently
-
April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
-
April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
-
March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
-
March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas