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All posts tagged
makeup
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November 10, 2023I Prefer Naturally Beautiful Women Without Makeup
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January 20, 2023Our New Line of Men’s Grooming Products Is Perfect for You—a Big, Strong Man
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October 11, 2022How to Apply “No-Makeup” Makeup: A Guide for Mature Women
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June 29, 2022Our New Skin Serum is Anti-Aging, Anti-Wrinkle, Anti-Old, and Deeply Ageist to Its Core
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February 11, 2020The Diary of Asger, the First Barbarian to Wear Body Paint
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May 10, 2019BALL PAINT: IT’S NOT MAKEUP IF IT’S FOR MEN
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April 17, 2018Ten Essential Makeup Tips for the Newly Out Transgender Woman
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July 29, 2015Strain of Marijuana or Shade of Covergirl Outlast Stay Brilliant Nail Glosstini?
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October 11, 2012Names of Nail Polishes My 74-Year-Old Grandma Barb Would Just Love
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May 24, 2012Increasingly Threatening Taglines for Beauty Products
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday