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All posts tagged
mars
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January 6, 2020Bernie Taupin’s Rejected Reasons Why “Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids.”
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December 4, 2019My Worst First Dates On Elon Musk’s Mars Colony
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July 31, 2018Earthlings Found Our Lake and Now My Martian Neighborhood is Already Ruined
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November 29, 2016My Name is Elon Musk and I Want to Help You Die in Space
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April 11, 2006Jokes by Brian Beatty: Red State and Whodunit
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January 27, 2004Mars Politica
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March 8, 2000A Disquieting Display of Reader Interest in Paul Maliszewski’s Recent Feature, “In Search of the Red Planet”: Forty-Three Notes, With Varying Degrees of Hostility, and a Response From the Author
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday