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mars
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January 6, 2020Bernie Taupin’s Rejected Reasons Why “Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids.”
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December 4, 2019My Worst First Dates On Elon Musk’s Mars Colony
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July 31, 2018Earthlings Found Our Lake and Now My Martian Neighborhood is Already Ruined
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November 29, 2016My Name is Elon Musk and I Want to Help You Die in Space
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April 11, 2006Jokes by Brian Beatty: Red State and Whodunit
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January 27, 2004Mars Politica
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March 8, 2000A Disquieting Display of Reader Interest in Paul Maliszewski’s Recent Feature, “In Search of the Red Planet”: Forty-Three Notes, With Varying Degrees of Hostility, and a Response From the Author
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