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All posts tagged

mars

January 6, 2020

Bernie Taupin’s Rejected Reasons Why “Mars Ain’t the Kind of Place to Raise Your Kids.”

by Darrin Walters
December 4, 2019

My Worst First Dates On Elon Musk’s Mars Colony

by Justin Hook
July 31, 2018

Earthlings Found Our Lake and Now My Martian Neighborhood is Already Ruined

by Namwan Leavell
November 29, 2016

My Name is Elon Musk and I Want to Help You Die in Space

by Mike Skerrett
April 11, 2006

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Red State and Whodunit

by Brian Beatty
January 27, 2004

Mars Politica

by Ben Greenman
March 8, 2000

A Disquieting Display of Reader Interest in Paul Maliszewski’s Recent Feature, “In Search of the Red Planet”: Forty-Three Notes, With Varying Degrees of Hostility, and a Response From the Author

by Paul Maliszewski

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March 31, 2025

I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas

by Nancy Matson
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall
April 9, 2025

I Didn’t Think Things Would Get This Chaotic When We Elected President Donkey Kong

by TJ Dawe

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April 21, 2025

I, For One, Feel Safer in the Death Star Knowing Grand Moff Tarkin Leaked Its Blueprints to His Wife

by Hayley Igarashi Thomas
April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 21, 2025

This Administration Isn’t Blatantly Breaking the Law Right Before Your Eyes—We’re Just Flirting with Breaking the Law

by Talia Argondezzi
April 18, 2025

The Elementary School Disciplinary Record of Jesus Christ

by Amanda Lehr