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All posts tagged
masturbation
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January 1, 2024Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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June 21, 2022Batman Contemplates the Non-Existence of Masturbation in the DC Universe
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August 29, 2018Although He Has Made Zero Effort to Make Amends, It Is Time to Bring Steve the Masturbator Back to Our Office
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January 10, 2018I Shazamed My Orgasms for One Year and This is What I Learned
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August 16, 20175 Reasons the Subway Masturbator is Your Soulmate
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June 9, 2016My Own Private Shock Corridor: Whistling in the Dark, Part 1
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January 15, 2015My Own Private Shock Corridor: My Myth of the Myth of Onan
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October 1, 2013Autumn Owes No Apologies
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November 3, 2011Honest Chat Room Acronyms
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October 6, 2010Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 1: My Last Summer
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