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All posts tagged
meat
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January 9, 2020My Layoff Letter Ground Up with Text From Meat Processing Trade Magazines
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October 21, 2016Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Kevin Colbert Sold Meat from a Pickup Truck
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February 26, 2015Welcome to Caleb’s Humane Meats
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August 11, 2008What We Talk About When We Talk About Mad-Cow Disease
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January 25, 2007The Meatball Studies Major: Suggested Courses
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March 17, 2006An Open Letter to Foie Gras
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June 1, 2005How to Tell If Your Vegetarian Girlfriend Has Been Sneaking Meat
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December 21, 2004Popular Songs Renamed Along the Lines of the Cattlemen’s Beef Board Ad Campaign “Beef, It’s What’s for Dinner.”
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December 3, 2004An Open Letter to Omaha Steaks
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September 8, 2004Sestina: Cruising a Hungry World
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner