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September 10, 2015Things a Non-Football Fan Could Say While Watching a Game That Will Make True Fans Accept You as One of Their Own
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June 4, 2014Please Stop Blatantly Plagiarizing Ace Ventura: Pet Detective In Your Workshop Submissions
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January 28, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 50: Violence, Incognito
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November 15, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Miami’s Preeminent Cheerleader Magnet: A Review of Next Question by Drew Rosenhaus
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June 24, 2013Non-Essential Mnemonics: “No, you idiot. The Bolshevik Regime tanked because Bolshevik ministers didn’t facilitate market capitalism. Haha…socialism? Seriously?! Poor people should just save some money”
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February 9, 2005NFL Mascots That Could Not Actually Wear A Football Helmet Without Suffocating
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires