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September 10, 2015Things a Non-Football Fan Could Say While Watching a Game That Will Make True Fans Accept You as One of Their Own
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June 4, 2014Please Stop Blatantly Plagiarizing Ace Ventura: Pet Detective In Your Workshop Submissions
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January 28, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 50: Violence, Incognito
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November 15, 2013Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Miami’s Preeminent Cheerleader Magnet: A Review of Next Question by Drew Rosenhaus
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June 24, 2013Non-Essential Mnemonics: “No, you idiot. The Bolshevik Regime tanked because Bolshevik ministers didn’t facilitate market capitalism. Haha…socialism? Seriously?! Poor people should just save some money”
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February 9, 2005NFL Mascots That Could Not Actually Wear A Football Helmet Without Suffocating
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu