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March 6, 2019Amongst the Liberal Elite: Sex Dreams Amongst the Liberal Elite
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August 23, 2018Amongst the Liberal Elite: Criminal Proceedings Amongst the Liberal Elite
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April 17, 201817 Words and Phrases You Can’t Spell without “Sean Hannity,” “Michael Cohen,” and “Donald Trump” Arranged in the Shape of a Small Phallus
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April 9, 2018Michael Cohen Writes a Threatening Letter to Jeff Bezos On Behalf of An Individual Who Doesn’t Know Anything About the Fact That Mr. Cohen is Writing the Letter
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April 4, 2018Melania Trump Explains the Stormy Daniels Controversy to Barron Using Pagan Slovenian Mythology
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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November 4, 2024Don’t Worry—This Is Exactly How the Founding Fathers Intended You to Feel on Election Day
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