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February 8, 2023Who Is the GOAT: Jordan, Lebron, or Pythagoras?
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July 16, 2021Athletes Should Stick to Sports and Stop Inserting Themselves into Inter-Dimensional Conflicts on Behalf of the Looney Tunes
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April 24, 2020The Last Glance: The Horace Grant Story
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May 20, 2016Rebunking Conspiracy Theories: Sports
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January 6, 2016Best Joke Ever: Bill Burr, Hitler, and a Perfect Joke for NBA Nerds
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July 6, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Michael’s ego redefined team sports” – Magic Johnson
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August 30, 1999In the Kingdom of the Unabomber, Part II: The Franchiser
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday