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All posts tagged
middle-school
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May 28, 2024Pep Talk
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June 2, 2023Our Seventh-Grade Band Concert Tickets Are Now for Sale on Live Nation
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December 7, 2022Middle School Party Games, Revised for Thirty-Five-Year-Olds
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November 17, 2022I’m a Middle School Boy, and I Refuse to Wear Anything but Basketball Shorts in the Winter
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September 19, 2022The Middle School Teacher’s Lounge: A Restaurant Review
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May 3, 2021I Am Thrilled That My Career Day Exhibit on Shaft Hardening at My Son’s Middle School Was So Popular
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January 21, 2021Reviews of New Food: Kellogg’s Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies Cereal
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September 11, 2020Middle School Hallway Posters for the 2020-2021 School Year
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August 6, 2020Job Posting: Middle School Language Arts Teacher/ Cheerleading Coach/ Custodian/ Nurse/ COVID-19 and Anti-Racism Specialist Wanted
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January 8, 2019How to Expertly Orchestrate Your First Kiss: An Easy 51-Step Guide
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday