AT LINCOLN MIDDLE,
WE’RE SELF-ESTEEM
SUPER SPREADERS!
SOMEONE CALL THE CDC:
WE HAVE AN EPIDEMIC OF POTENTIAL
ON OUR HANDS!
LET’S MAKE 2020 THE YEAR OF THE WAP!
- WASH YOUR HANDS
- APPLY HAND SANITIZER
- PUT ON YOUR MASK
WELCOME BACK
TO LINCOLN MIDDLE SCHOOL
FROM MS. WASHINGTON!
I’M AN 8TH GRADE ENGLISH TEACHER,
HALLWAY DECOR EXTRAORDINAIRE,
AND MODERATE ASTHMATIC!
GO BUCKS!
LET’S RIDE THE SECOND WAVE
ALL THE WAY TO PROFICIENT TEST SCORES!
IT GO:
RIGHT FOOT UP,
LEFT FOOT SLIDE,
STAY SIX FEET FROM OTHERS
SO GRANDMA CAN SURVIVE!
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU BILLIE EILISH
WANTS YOU TO SOCIALLY DISTANCE?
WOULD THAT WORK?
YOU MISS 100% OF THE VACCINE SHOTS YOU DON’T TAKE!
SCIENCE: WE TOLD YOU IT WAS IMPORTANT
QUARANTINE-WORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK!
IF YOU CAME IN CONTACT
WITH MACKENZIE H. OR BRYSON D.,
GO TO THE MAIN OFFICE
AND CLAIM YOUR PRIZE:
2 WEEKS OF NETFLIX & CHILL!
IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED,
PLEASE DON’T BANG THE PLEXIGLASS IN FRUSTRATION
IN THIS SCHOOL,
WE ARE LEADERS,
ACHIEVERS, AND
HOPEFULLY
FEVER-BEATERS!
ANYONE KNOW A GOOD WILLS ATTORNEY
WILLING TO BE PAID IN GLUE STICKS?
ALSO, IF YOU CAME IN CONTACT WITH
MCKENSY F., HERMIONE B., OR LEGOLAS K.,
PLEASE LOCK YOURSELF IN THE NEAREST ROOM
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
SHOOT FOR THE MOON!
EVEN IF YOU MISS, YOU’LL MAYBE LAND
IN NEW ZEALAND!
NOBODY’S PERFECT!
THAT’S WHY PENCILS HAVE ERASERS
AND WHY THE SCHOOL BOARD THOUGHT
A BUILDING WITH SOVIET-ERA VENTILATION DUCTS
WAS PREPARED FOR IN-PERSON LEARNING!
LINCOLN MIDDLE SCHOOL:
HOME OF THE WORST SUPER SPREADER
EVENT SINCE TRUMP’S TULSA RALLY!
SEE YOU ALL ON ZOOM.
GO BUCKS!