McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Join our Patreon at $10/month (or more) and receive a coupon for a discount on the Decorative Gourd Beanie, Gourd mugs, and our glorious new Advent Calendar. Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
All posts tagged
millennials
-
May 7, 2024I’m a Millennial with a Loving Partner, Kids, and a Career, but My Biggest Concern Is That Gen Z Will Think I’m Old
-
April 26, 2024The Millennial CAPTCHA
-
April 3, 2024“The Girl with the Green Ribbon Around Her Neck” Updated for the Modern Millennial Woman
-
November 3, 2023You Have Reached the Turning-Thirty Helpline
-
May 31, 2023If What Millennials Were Taught in School Were Actually Useful
-
May 23, 2023I Support Banning TikTok Because I’m an Out-of-Touch Thirty-Something with No Interest in Figuring Out How to Use Yet Another Social Media Platform
-
April 12, 2023At My Age, My Dad Was Almost Done with That Tom Clancy Novel
-
October 28, 2022A Millennial Woman’s House of Horrors
-
September 6, 2022We Never Wore Seat Belts When We Were Kids and We Survived—Except for Those of Us Who Can’t Contradict This Post Because They’re Dead
-
April 15, 2022Modern-Day Passover Plagues
Trending 🔥
-
November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
-
November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires
-
November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
-
November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
Recently
-
November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
-
November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
-
November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
-
November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee