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mitt-romney
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April 29, 2022Forgiving Student Debt Is the Right Thing to Do, Which Is Why I, Mitt Romney, Am Against It
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October 13, 2020I’m a Principled Republican Senator and I’m Suddenly Troubled By the Current State of Politics
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December 4, 2012Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #5: The Stolen Election
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November 14, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: Fade Out/Fade In
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November 12, 2012The Grapes of Mitt
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November 1, 2012A Financial Economist Talks About Things We Should Know: Romney’s Tax Plan: Where’s the Extra $3 Trillion?
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October 29, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “America should obviously keep killing terrorists. That’s retribution, baby!”
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October 24, 2012Hark! I Am Obama—Slayer of Jobs!
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October 19, 2012The Long Walk: A Column About Washington: In Battalions
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September 25, 2012Mid-Season Review of Hit Television Series American Election 2012
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 12, 2025DOGE-Inspired Spring Cleaning
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 25, 2025Acknowledgements
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 24, 2025My Mother-in-Law Wouldn’t Complain If She Didn’t Get Her Social Security Check, Because She Would Be Dead